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Snatch Catch

1. A rape condom, like the ones being given out to women in parts of Africa, where rape is a problem. The condoms, which are inserted inside a woman's vagina before a rape, have barbed spikes on the inside, that will catch and tear up a man's penis as he attempts to insert it into the unwilling woman's vagina.

2. Also a friend or sibling who is keeping one from getting snatch (i.e. vagina,) because of their loserly or homosexual nature.
1. Dammit man! I went to Africa to rape some women, but the first bitch I came across had a snatch catch on her. Now I piss blood, and Im locked up in this smelly African Prison.

2. I saw some fine ass bitches, but I had my little snatch catch brother with me, so I didn't get any play.
by HungLo December 21, 2005
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The Catch

The ‘fine print’ of relationships. The one piece of negative, personal information one must weigh against the known positive information when deciding whether or not to pursue a long-term romantic involvement.
He is absolutely perfect, The Catch is that he is divorced, still not over an ex, a virgin AND heavily medicated!
by Irish Red August 24, 2006
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The Perfect Catch

Not to be confused with "the one"
A bf/gf you love
and will not marry or stay with forever...
Reece and Kelsey, two teenagers, were in love and lust.
Obviously,
although kelsey thought they were going to get married one day
they were not meant to be forever.
That, is the perfect catch.
Catch the love, let it go, pass it on, let it show ;)
by Jay and Sessica August 27, 2009
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cow catch

a grill on the front of a vehicle, typically a train, intended to push objects (esp. livestock) out of the way
The cow catch knocked the protester off the train tracks.
by tdlier June 17, 2009
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MBA Catch Phrase Bingo

MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly it’s like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didn’t.
Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain what’s going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?

Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.

He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
by P-Biddy December 22, 2018
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To Catch a Predator

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"

Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."

To Catch a Predator
by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019
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poon catch

The portion of underwear where a girl's roast beef rests.
"Just to think of my alarm and distaste at the sight of him (Frisco Sockpuppet) nestled down in to the poon catch of my sister's greasy panties, made me sad, for I now know how desperate he must feel and angry that she changes them so often."
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
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