Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.

My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.

by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020

Carpet Drums

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.

Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.

by tropicaligloo October 16, 2008

Rub Carpets

When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.

"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"

"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"

by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016

Magic Carpet Ride

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)

*Person 2 slaps face of person 1

Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.

Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?

Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.

by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022

Carpet muncher

A male or female who eats hairy c00chie

“Shut up you fucking carpet muncher”

“Nasty ahh carpet muncher”

by Lannah with the shyts November 26, 2021

dark carpet

An African-American woman's vagaina

Jason fucked Tanisha in her dark carpet last night.

by mlg doritos December 15, 2016

Carpet Bombing

Asking out, flirting with, or talking to numerous guys or girls in the hopes that they will like you.

Aaron is carpet bombing for a date to the dance. He asked out Olivia, Alyssa, Emily, Jordan, Ivy, and Sierra!

by simpdeystroyer January 15, 2020