Carpet Drums

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.

Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.

by tropicaligloo October 16, 2008

Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

Carpet bomb

In the armed forces when a member of your own team approaches a battle buddy's fighting position, then proceeds to shit within 20 feet of that position. The blue falcon proceeds to exit your fighting position in search of a less offensive smelling location. Also known as code name Damico.

" Damico ran into Garvey and Brown's fighting position and left a carpet bomb on them. Luckily the bugs that were swarming them went for the source "

by Hooahterm5760 June 29, 2015

Bath Carpet

When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.

"I told him I prefer him with pubes, but really I'm just sick of scrubbing away his bath carpet."

by scrubadubtub September 6, 2016

Rub Carpets

When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.

"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"

"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"

by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016

Magic Green Carpet

Another term for marijuana

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!

by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016

Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016