caring capacity

Much like the biology term: "Carrying Capacity". It is the most one can care about any particular situation.

"Oh, and also we're going to have balloons and watch movies and there will be cake. And omg Jimmy is invited and I hope he goes, but also-"

"Karen, stop. I've reached my Caring Capacity"

by I_aim_to.irritate November 23, 2015

cardined

When you're wedged in traffic and surrounded by all cars and you can't get out.

While stuck in rush hour traffic, I was cardined by all the shitty drivers in Los Angeles. It's much safer to be completely stopped on the freeway, ya know, no problems here, just cardined.

by naturallybrown December 29, 2015

cardinal drinker

A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly

Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?

Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can

by BeerChugger June 22, 2016

Carinza

A swanky gal ready to take ya load

Man that chicks crazy! She must be a Carinza!

by Shanulio Noodlenan October 3, 2016

calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.

I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"

by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017

caring

Be like Marten

13:45 - Marten: i think you should see a doctor
13:45 - Marten: you might be actually retarded
13:46 - equal: naw
13:46 - equal: youre so caring

by equal L June 1, 2017

carinoia

The constant fear of ones vehicle breaking down.

"Yo dex! You hear that sound? I think it's my transmission!"

"Shut up and drive G, It's just your carinoia.

by EyEyRon September 14, 2017