L Card

The proverbial card one has for being a certified lesbian.

"Girl, if you don't own a single flannel shirt you've lost your L Card."

by AryaIsABadass November 9, 2017

The bigot card

When discussing a racial problem, a fascists throws out that you are playing the race card. He or she is playing the bigot card.

"You are playing the race card". Me, "you are playing the bigot card".

by oldbriggs April 10, 2020

Poke'mon Cards

A peice of cardboard with the picture of a gay cartoon Pokemon or poke'mon on it... popular with gay guys and 6-10 year olds.

6 Year old: Check out my new poke'mon cards i have a charlizardsuckcockgoodawesomeriggedmon it has 10000000000000 attack points.

by pokemon cards suck August 4, 2007

race card

A list of runners and riders, the weight they carry and the distance and conditions of a horse race.

Chinaski studied his race card, it was a $8000 claimer for fillies and mares of three years old and upwards, over six furlongs. Randy Rita was paying five to one.
"I'll take that any day", he thought.

by mustapha hamshandi December 24, 2008

V-Card

is the card you keep because you still a virgin

1- a son im bout 2 head to dis chick house and i think i may finally lose my v-card
2-yah i feel you hopefully one day i can lose mine
1-LOL, y do u say this everytime knowin u been lost it LOL

by JokesAlot June 23, 2008

wild card

when your chillin with your boys and very unexpected, yet suprisingly welcome events/phrases are presented to you; shouting out "wild card", is a way of "calling out" such events

sickfootballplayer1: u chillin?
sicksoccerplayer1: im chillin
sickfootballplayer2: word
sicksoccerplayer2: nice nice
slutsophmorewiththepornostarvoice: i like to rub my clit when i think about other girls!
sickathletes in unison: damn, wild card!

by the urbanator October 26, 2004

cut card

In each cribbage hand, each player plays four cards. The players also cut the deck to turn up a fifth card that all players share for the round. This card is known as the "cut card" or the "up card".

I really need the cut card to be a nine.

by CanunionCribbage February 13, 2019