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car aerobics 

Prolonged, organised movement carried out in a car, usually restricted to the arms and head. Dancing to the YMCA or other such party dances are accepted routines for car aerobics.

Car aerobics are usually carried out in a moving car and is an accepted form of exercise.

If multiple people are doing the same car aerobics routine at the same time, this is called synchronised car aerobics, which is both an art and a skill.
Guy #1: Hey, wanna come back to mine and play some Fifa?
Guy #2: Nah, I'm not really into that. I'd rather do some car aerobics on my way home.
Guy #1: I wish I was as motivated to exercise as you.
car aerobics by Nottel Inyu August 16, 2009
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Car-bar-hydrating 

The act or process of making frequent trips to a car stocked with alcohol as to avoid paying for drinks at a pub/bar/club.
"£3.50 a pint! Fancy some car-bar-hydrating"
Car-bar-hydrating by mustardsanta January 8, 2010

Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal
John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus
Car stalking by EvanPalm March 4, 2010
1. Oral sex performed on the female driver of a moving vehicle. Female specific analog to Road Head.

2. Road-head for bitches.
"I got some car-pie from my boyfriend, Woody, on the drive down to Atlanta last week."
Car-pie by irrelephant April 23, 2010
when your left or right arm depending on what side of car your riding on becomes darker than the other arm
dude maybe you should drive, your car tan is looking dark
car tan by halopsycho June 20, 2010

Car Gymnastics

To have one person drive wrecklessly while the other passengers jump from the back seat to the front.
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.

Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt

Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts

Consussion - 10pts

Blood/Bleeding - 15pts

Permanent Damage - 20pts
*Wreckless driver speeds down street then turns violently*

Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts

Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.
Car Gymnastics by Concussions February 23, 2011