cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021

Cannons

The busty blondes you’ll find on the eastern and western coast. These are the girls who are tanned up, and possess rather large and round breast.

Wow! She has a pair of cannons!

by the beard of knowledge January 22, 2022

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.

Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble

by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021

Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!

Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.

by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021

Cannon Built

A household name in the heart of the tri-valley. The trio consist of tcan 5.9 / jj parker and C bands. Cannon name trio was set in stone due to erratic behavior in the community. From fighting, drugs, stealing and its biggest blow up in the car and truck community. From building numerous e36, e46’s and straight buckets, they traded up there way to not only one but two ctsv v2’s. There experience didnt end there when c bands stumbled upon a laramie 4g cummins that blew the truck game away. Not short of second is tcan 5.9 compound turbo 2nd gen pushing 700 whp with a good ratchet shifter to push it to the limit. Last but not least the head honcho JJ parker who led a record breaking trade up from a chimmy e46 all the way up to a ctsv1 and a 4g G56 cummins that turned heads around the community. JJ parker unfortunately blew up the g56 that had $7k in head work but immediately came back and 5.9 swapped it as it currently sits in Truckee, CA. The numbers of cars owned ans operated between the 3 if all were kept would exceed $300k easily. This trio would go on to shock the car and truck world when C bands and tcan 5.9 with matching v2’s at only 17. Anywho who stumbles upon them on the road never wants the smoke cause once they see the “cannon built” sticker, you’re gettin cooked.

Cannon Built? Those kids are crazy, idk anybody who hasnt heard of them. They got the trickest whips! C bands ctsv pushes 1300 HP!

by mchheng6.6 December 14, 2023

Vietnamese Cannon

One person (male or female) gets into doggy style, then another person injects napalm into person one’s rectum. After prepped you light the rectum area on fire, creating gas from the napalm to build in the rectum and eventually explodes out the butthole like a cannon.

Henry: my butthole NEEDS some heat, you tryna Vietnamese cannon me??

Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.

by Socrates_the_philosopher September 17, 2025