A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
by Miktini December 12, 2020
Get the Pig boardingmug. Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024
Get the Shartcuterie boardmug. A ouija board service provider is similar to a phone service provider, the difference of course is instead of using a phone to communicate, you use a ouija board instead. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've gotta get a ouija board service provider, so that I can contact my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
Get the Ouija board service providermug. by Lord darkseid September 25, 2022
Get the Water boardingmug. A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.
"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023
Get the Head Boardingmug. by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024
Get the Dirty cutting boardmug. by RobbyRad June 5, 2019
Get the The Board Munchiesmug.