Blonde people

Most likely dyslexic

Blonde people suck at reading

by Dookienibbles April 29, 2025

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Blonde

A hair color, usually stereotyped in women to be dumbasses or slow.
not all blonde women are stupid, only the majority.

Mike: Goddam look at that blonde

Joe: She’s prolly really fuckin dumb!

by Shreks cousins sisters mom July 21, 2021

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Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?

Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020

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Blonde moment

An act of doing something really stupid

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment

by BerscansoTheDuck June 9, 2018

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A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism

Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"

by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025

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