Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile

Wow hake is such a beacon blonde

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.

i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

platinum blonde

a fuckinf type of blonde excusme
platinum blonde is a shade of blonde hair and it makes anyone look sexy, female, male or anything in between or inside or outside

person 1: platinum blonde, 10/10
person 2: you literally gave a video game killer full marks because in the wiki it stated his hair was platinum blonde
person 1: its hot- wait hes a what

by acedetective3600 June 10, 2023

Blonde

Gay with no friends and often with no one who likes them

That guy is a blonde

by Male blonde May 3, 2021

camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

twitchy blonde

tweek tweak from south park

P1 :"bro have you seen that twitchy blonde?"

P2 :"you mean tweek from south park?"

by arejhsbasjnndbt June 6, 2022

Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.

Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?

by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023