noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long
- could also be used to describe someones mother.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long
- could also be used to describe someones mother.
person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...
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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...
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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...
by pedophilic mr.rogers March 17, 2010
Get the terd beanmug. I spent last night with Danny. He may not look like much, but, man he can kiss the bean. I must have come a million times.
by #HappyHoney# July 18, 2014
Get the Kiss the Beanmug. the most perfect guy you could think of. you're lucky to have him and you love spending time with him. just looking at him gives you butterflies and you just wanna hug him all the time. you make each other smile just by looking at the other.
by whydoesitmatter June 14, 2017
Get the bean bugmug. Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”
Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”
by JMC70 July 13, 2020
Get the tough beans!mug. 
Much like the T-Bag, the C-bean is the act of shoving someones or your own vagina into another persons face or mouth. The C-bean comes from to words, the bean being the clitoris and the c standing for the word cunt or vulva.
by andthereshegoesdownthehill July 7, 2010
Get the C-Beanmug. “Bean” is a shortened word for “Beaner;” a derogatory word used against Hispanics. A “Maple Bean” is a Hispanic that illegally crossed over the US/MEX border but kept going so far that he ended up in Canada. That Hispanic then has a few kids born and raised in Canada, and they are first generation Maple Beans.
Alejandro: ay papi, y’all esses from America cuz based on your accents y’all aint from El Tri.
JuanTuan: No my family and I are from Toronto eh.
Alejandro: so y’all are Maple Beans?
JuanTuan: Maple Beans? What are you talking aboat?
JuanTuan: No my family and I are from Toronto eh.
Alejandro: so y’all are Maple Beans?
JuanTuan: Maple Beans? What are you talking aboat?
by Tuantingtong September 19, 2018
Get the Maple Beanmug.