Bastard Sandwich

An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.

"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"

"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 11, 2014

arab bastard

when youre angry at an arab

"hey you arab bastard"

by Mike Myer April 22, 2007

Nasty Bastard

When a sexual breeding machine fucks a bitch in her vagina while she in on her menstrial cycle without a condom......and intends to do it over and over again...

Though not a sexual breeding machine William fucked Paige in her apartment known as the Palasides on her period like 7 times and percieded to eat her out...which by default makes him a Nasty bastard.

by Bo Berry March 30, 2009

Cheeky Bastard

Derived from the Italian phrase "Che quei bastardi", which literally means "The Bastards".

This is simply an English adaptation of a foreign phrase made funny by the actual sound of the phrase. "Che quei" sounds like cheeky, and bastardi, well, you get the idea. Che quei bastardi, or Cheeky Bastard. When you add the meaning of Cheeky to the word Bastard, it offers a different meaning than simply the Italian phrase Che quei bastardi. An amusing or endearing bastard.

by BManJamz January 4, 2014

Triumphant Bastard

When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.

Dude when I got those naked pics of Taylor I had such a Triumphant Bastard.

by 696969696969696969 February 5, 2008

annoying bastard

AN ANNOYING BASTARD IS A PERSON WHO TALKS TO DAMN MUCH AND NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP

RANDOM PERSON KEEPS TALKING TO U AND HE IS BEING AN ANNOYING BASTARD

by INFAMOUS AKS September 20, 2016

car bastard

1.)You are given this title once you have somewhat mastered the art of car bastarding

2.) A noun referring to a great phrase thrown at someone walking down a street

You have become a great car bastard.

Niice, that was a bombshizdiggity car bastard.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004