Balloon Thing

The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.
Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"
by Kiro Khajiit February 01, 2024
Get the Balloon Thing mug.

Balloon Babe

"I love balloon babe i would chop off my testicles and sew them back on, then do the same on my scrotum, just to hear balloon babe fart into a jar"
by purplexed February 13, 2022
Get the Balloon Babe mug.

Swollen balloons

Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies
Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!
by AsthmaBoi February 28, 2019
Get the Swollen balloons mug.

Balloon party

When women (or men) get together to show off their breast implants.
Brenda: Hey Becky, are you going to the balloon party this weekend?

Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!
by Circa 9 April 08, 2016
Get the Balloon party mug.

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 06, 2014
Get the funky balloon knot mug.

Balloon Popper Syndrome

Also known as, BPS, is when people comment or create situations that selfishly deflate the enjoyment of others due to overbearing and/or self imposed righteousness.
Yo, that pissed off bruh is the poster child for Balloon Popper Syndrome.
by WisestWords June 18, 2021
Get the Balloon Popper Syndrome mug.

rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks
That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy
by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023
Get the rubber balloon break mug.