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Badger & Blade

Badger & Blade is a heavily moderated, second-rate traditional wet-shaving forum composed mostly of no-talent, boring men that have nothing better to do than talk about shaving to the point of insane obsession. They pride themselves as being a "gentleman's" forum but this is just like a silly brand name for them to make it sound welcoming.

They also ban many important vendors and bloggers in the wet-shaving community because they like to keep it a closed, biased police-state type of community.

Other popular topics on the forum include food, alcohol, tobacco & firearms...typical things that a depressed, below-average IQ man having a midlife crisis would enjoy discussing.

Most of the moderators are pretentious middle-aged losers who will ban people indiscriminately for even the littlest infraction or for questioning a mod's opinion. The forum also has a group of "stewards" who are basically lowly ass-kissing servants for the mods.

In short, the site is a complete waste of bandwidth.
"Badger & Blade is quite lame and just a waste of time"
by Monist January 9, 2014
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turd banger

Commonly used as a derogatory term to a person (or animal), a "turd banger" is one who literally bangs turds.

By definition, all male homosexuals are turd bangers.
Lee, you're such a turd banger!
by Turd Unbanger November 14, 2007
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gang banger

Someone who won't fight fair and even if they do and they lose the fight they'll just come back later with friends, weapons, the element of surprise, or a combination of those three advantages.

Likened unto the african-american appropriation of "punk" to meaning someone that makes false threats.
I would have fought that guy but he's just a gang banger.
by punks_not_dead March 7, 2009
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Tea Bagged

TEABAGGING IS THE PROCESS OF ONES TESTICALS PROUDLY HANGING 2CM FROM your girlfriends mouth. Whilst dipping your love spuds in her mout ask if she would like the teabag left in. I can tell you now Steve erwin does not recomend teabagging with an old croc
by mark January 12, 2005
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Bangers and Mash

The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.
"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"
by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007
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honey badger

The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.

A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants!
by herpy July 26, 2011
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bagged

The addition of airbags to a car in order to allow it to rise and fall. Popular with lowriders. Requires a tank and a pump, usually added in the trunk.
"I just bagged this phat '63"
by Parrot May 13, 2005
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