When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.
Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.
Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.
Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.
by jjty2 February 01, 2014
Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.
How's your job going, bro?
Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
by Ae5Ea8 April 07, 2015
but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/
A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
/bootuh monstuhr/
A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
by evelygeo March 16, 2023
by Cutty83 January 17, 2012
Typically a larger human. Can probably squat over 350 comfortably. Which is very impressive. Micro-Penis
by Super Rat 123 August 27, 2017
a butter dish on a table
by aneducatedhuman May 16, 2020
The frothy mix of semen and lubricant created when one ejaculates and then uses said ejaculate as fresh lubricant for a second jack session.
After I splooged in that Dennys bathroom I got a creamy batch of rudder butter going on cause I had to go for round two.
by Thenineteen October 20, 2015