sperm burping granny banger

the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.

Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing

by Pimp JimmyZ February 28, 2009

dirty burp

This is when a man or a woman sucks a fart out of their partners butt then proceeds to make out with their partner while blowing the fart into the other persons mouth.

Jonny sucked a fart out of Jenny and made out with her resulting in a dirty burp and a very angry Jenny.

by BC123 October 29, 2006

thigh burns

a slang, hair line recession term which indicates the loss of hair starting at the edges of the forehead. it is (jokingly) blamed on friction occurring from the shaking thighs of ones lover while performing amazing oral sex on them.

Patrick's thigh burns told her all she needed to know about his oral sex skills.

by lampington September 23, 2007

Burp

burp. burp A belch, or emission of gas from the mouth. This onomatopoeic word — meant to sound like a belch — was first recorded in American speech in 1932. ... Because the burps usually come from the stomach, they often bring with them the smell and taste of partly digested food. (Totally indefinitely not copied off of google)

B U R P BURP

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by Earthworm Sally May 20, 2020

Mother Bumps

mother bumps is another word for boobs. (created by Bomani)

Dude, look at her mother bumps.

by heymaniwotethis October 20, 2009

drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"

drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps

by koaw June 12, 2010

Kick Some Bumps

To get in you're car and crank you're shit as loud as it goes with the subsbumpin

Dude let's go kick some bumps in the Lambo

by BornOfVengeancE February 28, 2009