americas got tallent

a show where kids and grownups make a fool of themself and roast the judges to a crisp

"did you see americas got tallent?"
yeah it sucked

by what are you doing step bro! September 17, 2020

United States of America

A nation that can be defined in a single word: azsefutema'a'futefut w ssh.

Joe Biden is the 46th president of the United States of America

by ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ May 10, 2022

bank of america stadium

Worst NFL Stadium ever! I was there and it was so hot and beer was so expensive!! Yeah, it's an NFL Stadium in Charlotte NC for the Carolina Panthers.
The Spectrum Center is a million times better concert venue!

"Hey Alexa, what's the Bank of America Stadium?

"A stadium, dumbass. And it's a shit one."

by WOODSTOCK GUY May 31, 2022

United States of America

Corrupted terrorist organization. Lies, steals, tears family apart, backdates court documents. Owes people money.

The United States of America is a terrorist.

by Kytrzzzz July 29, 2022

god bless america

a dumb ass phrase
why not bless every nation

wouldnt god want that?

anyone who uses this phrase is ignorant and stupid

i hope someone drops a bomb on your house for being
1. a stupid american
2. number 1 is enough of a reason

God Bless American because im a selfish bitch who doesnt think about anything :)

by rude ass matt wertz you bitch March 7, 2004

Captain America Pills

First, the backstory. Captain America became a superhero when he was given a supersoldier serum by the army. He was immediately endowed with superhuman strength and endurance.

Now the definition:

When someone is incredibly muscular that regular steroids could not have acheived such muscle size. Therefore, the person must be on the same pills that Captain America takes.

"Holy shit have you seen jason's calves? the kid must be on captain america pills."

"i hate working out unlike captain america over there"

Kid 1- "he's so jacked if he makes a muscle it'll hit him in the eye"
Kid 2 "thats what the captain america pills'll do to ya"

by jesus o'nazareth March 4, 2010

The United States of America

A country where around 40% of the world's idiots come from. Around 50% of those idiots come from Florida. The United States' political system is broken, but most Americans don't realize it, they are content with their two party system and are convinced that it's a democracy. It's not, as the electoral vote can be off by millions compared to the popular vote. The United States prefers putting money into the military rather than science, education, or healthcare. The United States largely believes that healthcare is an optional service, not a necessity. The United States also loves shitting on other countries with their large military. A good example of this is how The United States destabilized the middle east by invading Iraq. Americans were too dumb to realize that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and their government was lying to them under the Bush administration. On top of this, America left most of the following refugee crisis to be dealt with by smaller European countries. Many of the Americans that make The United States the way it is are workers who were failed by the country's terrible educational system, and believed it when a business man told them he's the best, that he represents their unspecified beliefs, and that he will stop nonexistent problems at their roots. This led to the 2016 election of a narcissist cheeto molester man over a moderate liberal woman who accidentally used her personal E-Mail for government purposes.

So Bill, what do you think of The United States of America?
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.

by Leafy Greeens November 25, 2017