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Alyssa

An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021
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Alyssa Romano

Alyssa Romano is very strong! She’s sprained peoples ankles and hit people in the head with basketballs (by accident parcially). Alyssa is a very good friend and a good listener. You can always count on her to lighten the mood if the conversation becomes too deep. But she’s alright in deep conversations when she has something truly important to say
Alyssa Romano sprained her ankle AGAIN. SHE PUSHED HER ON THE CONCRETE OH ALYSSA
by Sugar muffin applesauce March 31, 2019
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Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.
Hi: Jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge
by Hihhhhu September 12, 2022
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Alyssa Stahl

My daddy with big boobies who is my bestfriend and love girls ahahahahahahhahaha
COME HERE NOW MY "ALYSSA STAHL" AND LET ME SUCK YOUR TOES
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the name of a dumb slut. She twerks all over town, flopping her booty every which way.
Watch out, Alyssa is about to twerk us all into oblivion!
by Dannyboat December 19, 2019
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Alyssa

A girl whose hair is usually in buns and never has her hair out due to her mother saying no. She has a boyfriend and they are planning scandalous things. She usually has 4 close friends and one of them is very short. She always says she's taller than everybody but in reality she is the fourth tallest in the group.
"Damn Alyssa crazy."

"OMG did you hear all the things she said about her boyfriend?!"
"Alyssa's hair looks so good in those double buns!!!"
"Slay"
by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022
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Alyssa walters

My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing
Alyssa walters was my best friend and i wanna apologize for me messing up are friendship
by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024
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