Malik is a charming man, beautiful, wonderful, intelligent, seductive, playful, loving and many more things, there is no word to describe him, I think he is synonymous with perfection
by Mallycrazy May 21, 2024
Get the Malik Ali Iassinemug. A kind, lovable, goofball that keeps to himself *most of the time* but wants to be liked, but that’s not a bad thing,
He wants to do his best but he can’t stop goofing off, but will still make you smile.
He wants to do his best but he can’t stop goofing off, but will still make you smile.
by Never gonna know October 22, 2017
Get the Alimug. by idiotkiller November 13, 2020
Get the AAALY247 Gamer [aly]mug. The guy is usually an ISTP, he has a very dark humor and considered by many as one of the biggest threats to humanity and mankind. He could wreck your whole relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. His friends would also describe him as "deadly" and stupid" which is a very bad combination for a living being. But he's still a good friend nonetheless.
Friend: Hey Ali, I need a relationship advice.
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a sensor...
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a sensor...
by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018
Get the Alimug. A ridiculous type of person, usually ISTP. Has a very dark sense of humor and could wreck your relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. He is one the worst threat to humanity and mankind, some scientists even consider him equal to overpopulation or climate change. That to say, he's bad, really bad. But an enjoyable fella nonetheless.
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Friend: Yo, man I want a relationship advice !
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...
by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018
Get the Alimug.
Get the Alimug. The HOTTEST man on the planet, W rizz, pulls guys/dogs, and barely any girls.
Smallest dick ever but knows how to please a girl
Smallest dick ever but knows how to please a girl
by urmom's penis March 1, 2023
Get the Alymug.