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Harsh times

A phrase originating from (the title of) the film 'Harsh Times' starring Christian Bale.

Used to acknowledge a difficult yet comical situation and express sympathy to the person or people affected.
A: Fuck man! Can you believe this shit?! My girl just dropped me for my younger brother!
B: Damn man. Lol. Harsh times!
A: 'Fuck you laughing at?!
by haxico December 10, 2010
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Time-Rape

Time-Rape is the science fiction concept of time travel in which iron clad laws of physics dictate that any stop within the space-time continuum must be accompanied by a rape of a denizen of that time/locale by the time traveler.

This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.

As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.

The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.

Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
Holy shit, dude. Are you telling me you didn't perform the Time-Rape? You are so literally fucked - and if it causes the Negrolocaust, I'll never forgive you.
by ajaxax October 27, 2012
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Time Bomb

Taking a capsule of MDMA (Molly); preferably with .2 - .4, wrapping it in a good wad of pre-chewed gum, then swallowing it. It will then kick in at a random point in time within the next week.
Person 1: Yo, remember when John took that time bomb on Monday?
Person 2: Yeah, what of it?
Person 1: It kicked in on him during work last night!
Person 2: LOL funny shit! Wasn't yesterday Thursday?
Person 1: Yuhhh
by EmpanadaMan June 1, 2013
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Bogie Time

1.(Bo-Gee Tie-M)a group of friends standing or sitting in a circle or other varied pattern smoking bogies and engaging in intelligent conversation. Often times occurs after the consumption of cannabis or alcoholic beverages.
Declan: Yo i think its that time
Carl: Ohh yeah bogie time!
Cj: Yo someone lemme get a bogie
by mjcan123 January 7, 2009
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sack time

Time spent in bed having sex; time spent sleeping in bed; time spent being lazy in bed.

Also written as "sack-time". Comes from old slang term for mattress: sack.
"Damn, so many hot guys around here, but nobody wants to do sack time."
"I just pulled a 12 hour shift. I need to do some serious sack time."
"If you didn't put in so much sack time, you might get something done."
by BettyNewbie2 March 23, 2009
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Cowboy Time

9.50am/pm is known as Cowboy Time, because if you say 'ten to ten' repeatedly, it sounds like a galloping horse - 'ten to ten to ten to ten to ten to ten to ten' etc.
Chap 1: "What time is it?"

Chap 2: "Ten to ten."

Chap 1: "Cowboy Time!"
by happynoj March 17, 2010
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Cadillac Time

According to Gary "Sarge" Matthews, when Jayson Werth hits a center field homerun!
"It's Cadillac Time!"
by Christian22 July 9, 2009
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