Alabama hot chocolate

use the leftover diarrhea chunks from Alabama Iced Tea and mix them into a glass of boiling water.

"here's that hot chocolate you asked for. sorry about that alabama iced tea i just gave you"
"thanks.... is this an alabama hot chocolate! How does anybody have that much diarrhea!"

by fl1pzomg August 25, 2008

Alabama caviar

white gravy, also know as country style gravy. sometimes found with chunks of sausage in it.

Those rednecks over there eat biscuits smothered in Alabama Caviar.

by Lonnie Lee November 20, 2006

Alabama Picnic

When a person or persons perform the entire slew of or multiple alabama related sexual deeds. These would include more than one of the following: Alabama hot pocket, Alabama hotpot, Alabama iced tea, Alabama key lime pie, Alabama milkshake, Alabama mud slide for example.

"Went all out last night with the boyfriend, he proposed and I was so excited I gave him the ol' Alabama Picnic. Best night of sex in my life, you should try it sometime"

by tom hanx December 9, 2009

Alabama falling star

When one is having sex with a woman when she Is heavily pregnant and, as the babys head leaves the vagina and pushes the male penis out, one turns ones attention to the newborn and does some damage.

I was prowling the hospital last night when I came across this hot chick and I totally Alabama falling stared her.

by Dangerous mcsleet December 18, 2010

alabama tadpole matrix

The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.

Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!

Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!

Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*

by frapeham3 November 30, 2011

Alabama Tar Ball

When one of your sister's dingleberrys get caught up in your ball sack hairs.

Whilst fucking your dirty sister one of her dingleberries get caught in your unkept fuzzy fuca Thus creating an Alabama Tar Ball that can only be burned off by lighting a fart, you know like burning off ticks

by Hamfan Johnson September 24, 2012

Alabama Abalone Eye

also "Alabama Abaloneye"

When you eat too much fucking abalones and your eyes went full cartoon puffy so bad you can't go to work.

Bloody Aaron ate some Abalone for dinner, now he has Alabama Abalone Eye.

by RogerRogerson March 7, 2017