cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.
HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin
by ben tha hunta November 16, 2016
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Goblin Gang

A set of sexy ass bitches who post way too fucking much on Instagram and posing. These people have common names including "Megan" or "Braeden". They are a rare sight to be found outside their bedrooms creating cringe-ass TikToks dancing to a dead rapper's music. They will almost always be virgins or found with the hottest male in school yet also have one of the lowest GPA's throughout their life.
Hey, look over there! It's a goblin gang doing the WAP dance together!
Woah, I wonder how troubled they were in their childhood!
by Tunkyman January 25, 2021
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Kiss the goblin

To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).
We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!
by Dog Bolter April 03, 2023
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Giggle goblin

Slang frequently used on tiktok meaning whoever it is targeted towards is cool and a good person
Person 1: “Do you know Muhammad Ali?”
Person 2:“Yeah he’s the giggle goblin of boxing!”
by matthewc201828377 September 18, 2020
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posh goblin

Often seen saying "Spare some coochie ma'am?"
by D&D Gamer 101 January 07, 2020
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Goblin Mode

When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it
I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!
by Webster's Miriam dictionary December 06, 2022
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crotch goblin

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.
I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.
by DeVirginator February 10, 2003
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