Buestiny's Child

When you spend all day eating nothing but Kinder Bueno products, and you take a large dump.

"I've just done the largest Buestiny's Child"

by ChildishGambueno April 17, 2019

child NFSW

excuse me what the absolute fuck

child NFSW is

illegal or something idk i never looked it up

by someone else thats not u April 12, 2021

man child

someone who's immature, indecisive and doesn't know how to respect people. they only whine like a 4 year old.

the 45th American president is a man child

by vangogh October 16, 2017

Oldest child

Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.

Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

child boy

A physically grown man that behaves like a kid.

He was lookin' at me like I was a child boy!

by MAN BABYYYY July 13, 2010

Flower Child

A hippie-esque person that does not do drugs/smoke.

"Hey, is Cindy gonna join us outside for a smoke?"
"No dude, she's a total flower child."

by DJ-Dizzy June 23, 2009

unvaccinated child

A child who endangers the people around them. Their life span is about 10 years.

unvaccinated child: mommy I don't feel so good...

*turns to dust*

mum: damn maybe vaccines don't give kids autism

by reallysmartboy-mw February 25, 2019