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The Ten Commuffments

The Ten Commuffments

And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"

ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.

TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.

THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.

FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.

FIVE: Honor your Muff's.

SIX: You shall not murder Muff.

SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.

EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.

NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.

TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.

Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?

Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
by Muffism June 2, 2010
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Tens

Sza's new album is so good its time to give her her tens
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Ten in a Room

“Ten in a room” is something that is able to be used rather than “the”. If you haven’t heard it before, that’s because it’s from Queen language. Look up “Queen Translator” for more information.
Ten in a room families gathered in ten in a room town square, preparing for war.
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Ten master

A woman who can instantly achieve a state of complete bliss by immersing herself in David Tennant.
When Jess found herself watching one of her Doctor Who DVDs while playing a David Tennant slideshow on YouTube and ordering Fright Night tickets online, she knew she had finally become a Ten master.
by MsRoseTyler November 9, 2011
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Ten yard cock licker

A slut cheerleader that has put her mouth on ten yards of cock.
Hey did you hear about Tiffany?
No, what about her?
She was caught having an orgy with the whole football team!
wow, what a ten yard cock licker.
by SomeItalian November 9, 2023
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