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Tommy

He has the longest and the biggest dick in the world that can be used as a gun
Tommy gets a huge dick
by Cohen Lo November 21, 2021
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Tommy

Tommy is a really loud and mostly swearing child.And has big brothers called Wilbur and Technoblade.
tommy: AHHHHHH FUCK SHIT!
wilbur: he is just so tommy.
by quackitystanlmao June 18, 2021
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Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.
I Tommy Thistled myself last night.
by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023
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Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018
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Tommy Guzcal

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.
Girl: Do you know tommy Guzcal?

Me: Yeah I hate that dust ball. He smells like raw pork.
by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024
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Tommy

He is often a guy with a big heart, is sweet and will do anything to be the best for his lover. He’s also really attractive and doesn’t like to show his emotions too well but he will always reassure you by protecting you and never letting you down. The more you know him, the more you will fall in love with him. He is capable of making you trust him and also brings you a lot of happyness
Why do you like him so much? Well because Tommy is the best person in the world, i’m pretty sure he’s my soulmate!
by That goldfish lovrr November 21, 2021
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tommy owly

Tommy owly is the practice of show a person with the name tommy who is afraid of owls a picture of an owl.
Hey tommy look at this *shows a picture of an owl* Haha get tommy owly
by woober122777455 October 10, 2022
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