needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.
Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.
by RamenPriest83 January 15, 2022
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
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This man needs an Oscar!

a comment often said by femboys who are looking to bang others. the "man" being the person the femboy wants to bang and "oscar" being slang in the femboy community for wanting to bang someone.
by CombatWombat616 November 06, 2023
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I Need A Bug!

I need some food!!!
I Need A Bug!: Crim be a good kitchen bitch and get me a damn bug.
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need any?

Typical drug dealer slang for "do you need any weed?"
Yo you need any?
Nah I just picked up some bud earlier.
by Toaster Doodle November 03, 2015
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0.30 meaning I need everything and dirty in sex.... I cover all the holes .... It's passionate and pervertive deepthroat,anal,vaginal swallow,hair pulling, hickies, voyuer,outdoor,wild
Need everything in sex at 0.30 is my boyfriend demands everyday
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U need therapy

A term used by your friends to tell you to go to a mental facility. If someone said this to you, I would recommend going.
1-ur mom
2-u need therapy

1-RAWR
2-get help
by no daddy December 22, 2021
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