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Josep Maria

A person with whom you can disappear from your reality for a moment and think of nothing else. Intelligent and insightful. Likes to spend time doing logarithms and dancing. He has a perfect ability to achieve what he sets out to do but has difficulty concentrating to watch movies. He tends to let herself be carried away by her emotions in a sincere and clear way. He is special and can establish a special connection with the so-called "Miquel" due to the excellent quality of their cuisine. Talking to him will always be a pleasure for others. He is, without a doubt, someone who will steal your heart.
He also has a big dick and a big booty.
Josep Maria, aquí no!
by czleuqim November 23, 2021
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Maria

The one and only girl who will actually make you laugh.
i love Maria
by 4nt.art1ca_ January 2, 2024
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Maria

Maria is an intense bitch, she's bigfoot and a lesbian. She's funny and kind when she wants to be, but she's also nasty. She loves tangerines and wearing grandpa's shirt and hats in winter.
That girl looks like Maria (intense lesbian).

She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)
by brocoli66 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Mariamug.

maria uvalle

omg kayla has maria uvalle!
mugGet the maria uvallemug.

Maria

Maria is a crazy short angry person but she's cute and she will always make you smile even if u don't want
Maria is a crazy short angry person but she's cute and she will always make you smile even if u don't want
by Zeestikooksiunnn April 4, 2024
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Maria

Maria is a girl who can be shy at first but when she get used to you she will show you the real her Maria is funny, and she is a honest person she won’t care what other thinks about her cause she wants to succeed in her life likes to be there for her friends or other when they need her Maria likes to do sports and girl stuffs and she will tell u something when she ready to tell you Maria will tell if when she loves you or not if you in a relationship with Maria your gonna have to get used to it because Maria would not text you until you text first Maria can make a girl or boy fall in love with her Maria is a loyalty girl she will love you if ur a girl or a boy Maria usually keeps things private to her self when ever she is ready to reveal it and Maria is mainly in love with girls instead of a guy and she mainly in love with the letter A,M,R,N and C so if you don’t have a Maria make sure you get yourself one trust me it’s worth it
Maria is a great person

If a Maria day she likes you is better you be together with her

If a Maria doesn’t text like how she really does means she doesn't want you
by Marialovesyousoyoushouldknow November 20, 2023
mugGet the Mariamug.

Maria phobic

When you have no brain cells and don’t listen to Maria.
“I’m not letting you use my d!ck for experiments”
There maria phobic.
by Idespiseyou April 16, 2022
mugGet the Maria phobicmug.

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