Jeremy

Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.

Friend 1: Fuck look at that fat shit.
Friend 2: Classic Jeremy.

by ShutUpJeremyYouDumbVegan December 2, 2021

Jeremy

Not willing to listen

That guy is so Jeremy, he will not listen to me.

by romancatholic500 May 2, 2023

Jeremy

He is a guy that is hot af🥵 and is fawking smexy af😋. Most girls will be flocking around him, but he'll only want one.

Girl 1: awww here comes Jeremy

Girl 2: I wish he would be mine<3
Girl 1: yeah but he only wants you-know-who

by bestie of a redhead March 17, 2022

Jeremy

The type of guy who has really aggressive opinions, about the texture of mints.

"Dude is Jeremy calling someone a soyboy again, because they ate a soft mint?"

by Todd Blaster November 23, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is a gift/blessing that’s only given to the luckiest and choosen woman in the world to give her the strength,light,support,love and reason to wake up every morning and conquer every trials.A Jeremy deserves everything.Once you have him,make sure that you’ll never let him go or let anyone take him away from you because he’s one of a kind and nothing compares to him.He’s also addictive that you might wouldn’t be able to sleep at night thinking about him,you wouldn’t notice that you’re smiling when you’re imagining some things,you’ll full your phone storage of his pictures and stare at them every minute and your day wouldn’t be completed if you didn’t talk to him.He’s also attractive that any girl would fall so easily especially because of his lovely eyes that tells everything,his angelic voice that makes you feel like floating and his soft kissable lips.

Jeremy,You’ll always be my one and only favorite and my number one priority.No matter how far you are,You’re my home.I’m really excited to spend the rest of my life with you.I love you so much baby

by You future wife,Kerzteen August 15, 2021

Jeremy G

Jeremy G is a great cock... I mean cook! He can grill, chill, and fills the bills. Cash the check, rash on the neck, but not really the rash though it just rhymed. If you are interested in Jeremy G then you should CHECK him out at Abominable Bomb in a Bowl on the tube.

I wish I could cook as well as Jeremy G. He is so cool. (Average penis though)

by Zur Does KC January 25, 2021

Ron Jeremied

to be forced against your will to do something you do not want.

She was crying in the shower after being Ron Jeremied by her best friend.

by MrNoodle69 September 11, 2020