Dirty Angus

When you date a chick over a short period of time & end up having sex with her mom.

Yea, Chad was banging Stacy for a while. Heard he done a Dirty Angus on her & banged her mom.

by Jangalang95 June 9, 2020

Flag

Get the Dirty Angusmug.

dirty lyndsay

There is no such thing as a Dirty Lyndsay. They are all very clean, wonderful humans. Marry her.

Dirty Lyndsay is an oxymoron.

by KingThem December 4, 2020

Flag

Get the dirty lyndsaymug.

A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.

Poor boy he got a real Dirty Madde on him yesterday.

by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022

Flag

Get the Dirty Maddemug.

The Dirty Lenny

The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.

Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.

by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021

Flag

Get the The Dirty Lennymug.

Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.

Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"

by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016

Flag