Saharan Skiing Accident

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.

Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Belgian Skiing

Jacking off two people at the same time, in a motion similar to using skiing poles.

Jeffrey was doing some belgian skiing this weekend, both Toby and Alex finished very fast

by Gurdi3 March 30, 2023

Ski-tard

A term referring to a snowboarder or skier that is awful at said sport. Generally, a skier or snowboarder that slams into innocent people on the slopes.

“That snowboarder just hit that poor kid”
“Guy must be a ski-tard”

by Yama_2 February 2, 2025

-Ski

Used to replace the beginning of any give. Word to had humour to every day conversation. Not very common usage.

Hugo; “Ayy we gone smok -ski right now?”
James; “Ye -ski, I’m boolin right now -ski.”
Hugo; “I’m finna hit up the dispen -ski on my way -ski.”

by Cat_with_a_fidl January 18, 2018

Ski

Meaning young og/gangster

I’m bored on ski. "I’m ski on my life"

by Youngve December 1, 2018

Flesh ski

The act of underdressing a woman (can be one off the street), sticking your penis in her from behind and riding her down a hill

Bro did you see Dana this morning? Yeah we had a great night, she sucked me good so I repaid her with a flesh ski.

by Cutenipple December 21, 2023

Ski-ball

The act of tea bagging someone while skiing.

Went to aspen and totally ski-balled this girl who had fallen off the ski lift

by ThesaurusRex December 12, 2012