Soccer mom

An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.

Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!

Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.

Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!

by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020

Soccer girls

Strong and powerful athlete who goes after what she want and when she falls she gets back up and tries again. Sometimes she needs words of encouragement but she is very talented and beautiful she hates her hair down it’s always in a ponytail.

Those soccer girls are so cool

by Soccer#10 December 8, 2022

Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome

Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!

by Astromech0 February 28, 2022

Kiss a soccer girl day

On November 14th it is kiss a soccer girl day

Hello, fellow soccer player, guess what day it is? It is *drumroll* kiss a soccer girl day!!! *trumpets start playing a fanfare*

by Potatoman2006 November 12, 2019

soccer drama

When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.

A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.

Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.

by jfburke619 October 22, 2015

Soccer

The weird version of footy that really gets on my nerves. Like sock-car or foot-ball bro you kick the ball with your foot lot a socc.

Yeah bro u wanna play a game of soccer.

by FlyTrapper February 9, 2022

soccer

What Americans and Canadians call Football that's not their own Football

The Unites States International Soccer Team, Major-League Soccer, Canada International Soccer Team

by 426911 March 24, 2023