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Tube Sock Wrestling

The act of two caucasian men wearing nothing but Tube Socks on their penis, and wrestling. Usually until the tube sock falls off.
John: Wanna go Tube Sock wrestling?
Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you

Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.
by Yup... Its that guy August 27, 2011
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Getting Caught Tubing It

The process of masturbating and getting caught by multiple members of the Esco family.
Jack was tubing it in the kitchen on a late summers eve. Eli entered the room. Jack Was getting caught tubing it!
by Al Lalleran August 14, 2011
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rocks in tube socks

person 1: wheres dem rocks at nigga?
person 2: the rocks in tube socks, mayne.
by ghetty greg May 8, 2006
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dude tube

Someone, necessarily male, who is completely full of themselves and a total dick to boot. A low level of intelligence and a big mouth are also traits attributed to the common dude tube.

Can be utilized with added comedic sensibility when referring to an openly gay man exhibiting the traits outlined above.
by snora December 2, 2009
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Test Tube Baby

1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.
Ryan is a test tube baby.

I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.
by OCDTTB September 24, 2010
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legion of tubing flooders

entering the pick-up bar, i realized the legion of tubing flooders was having a convention!
the legion of tubing flooders were all over those women!
john had a party, but it was dominated by the legion of tubing flooders!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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strap on your tubes

antithesis of "strap on your sac"

to say to a woman: stop acting like a bitch and get ready to go. go, in the sense, go somewhere, or, 'get ready' to do something

strap on your sac
Beth: "I don't want to play today."
Scott: "Please. Just strap on your tubes, and let's go."
by Dan Meyer March 5, 2005
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