national voter registration day

The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (don't Google that - just trust). Invented in 2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible American to vote.

Taking place every September, these ballot box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.

"It's September and I can't think of a single to do to show my obsessive love for American democracy."

"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration Day?"

by Publius_real November 23, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

June 25 is a day where you send nudes to people you feel comfortable with

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Lightsaber_dildo June 25, 2019

National Nartis Day

just a day so he feels great

nartis: yo hello,
guy: it’s national nartis day

nartis: idgas, i was bored and made this

by bob the fucking bogan April 12, 2019

National Boy Best friend Day

The day that you spend with your boy bestfriend and celebrate the time you’ve been together and share great memories and funny ones and have a good laugh

Stranger: What day is it?
Bestfriend 1: didn’t you hear?
Stranger: no..?
Bestfriend 1: Well... ITS NATIONAL BOY BEST FRIEND DAY!!! You should go celebrate

by National Boy Bestfriend Day December 1, 2019

National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.

You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

national four loko day

May 25th is national four loko day. If you want to party with the demons, crack open a four loko to celebrate the day.

Harold shotguns 10 four lokos every National Four Loko Day.

by bobby tanktop May 25, 2022

Taylor US Swiffer Nation

Gruppo di persone che affermano, questo è da vedere, di lavorare per Holy Taylor Swift. Famosi per i loro struggle, sono un gruppo che ha la strana concezione che il mondo abitato è composto solo dagli Stati Disuniti d'America e da questo luogo strano, dove non puoi comprare un kinder sorpresa, deriverà il termine "U.S. Swiffer" che sarà trattato in un'altra voce. Caratteristiche, che siano dannati per questo, sono le vendite "U.S. Only come se non fosse già chiaro" di CD, DVD, Vinili, chi più ne ha ne metta, che hanno scassato le palle agli stan internazionali, di sicuro molto più meritevoli degli swiffer americani, soprattutto gli italiani che non vedono la presenza mistica di Holy Taylor Swift da Speak Now, capolavoro scritto unicamente da lei medesima (una benedizione). In conclusione Taylor "pa pa ra pa pa non siamo dei clown siamo l'intero circo" Nation è un branco di tasteless incompetenti e nullafacenti che devono essere fermati. TN ritorna su tumblr ma ti assicuro una cosa gli swifties con TASTE (specifichiamo) si vendicheranno.

Tizio con TASTE A - Hey ma secondo te riuscirò a prendere una chitarra a tema folklore?
Tizio con TASTE B - Ma no! Taylor US Swiffer Nation le darà agli swiffer tasteless
Notà d'autore: per TASTE l'autore intende tutte le persone che stannano reputation aka la bibbia swiftie. PERIODO

by Cluddy October 30, 2020