Dirty Mike

Used to describe a drunken bastard. Is a extreme Cock Knocker, they will kick you in the balls and chug six beers at the same time, all while yelling skidilly doo. They are typically extreme douches, who live and breath poon tang and wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. They also LOVE to drink, one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Mikes share is an addiction to Vaseline. They also like to suck dick, that is if they can fit one into their mouth with that crusty ass beard. Finally, they talk to people like they like them, even though they don't. Also happens to be racist as shit, refuses to go within a 10 foot perimeter of a black person, racism thrives around dirty mike. Can hit someone in the balls with pinpoint accuracy.
Pete: Hey man, heard you just filed for bankruptcy, you ok?
Dirty Mike: Skiddily Doo!

Jeff: Who are you?
Micheal Wells: I'M MICHEAL FUCKING WELLS!!
Jeff: Man, you're such a Dirty Mike.

Jacob: Hey man, where's Pat at?
Billy: He's out grabbing some beers
Jacob: Who the hell goes out for beers on a tuesday?
Billy: A Dirty Mike, that's who.

Zach: Hey Mike, how you doing buddy
Mike: *Roundhouse kicks Zach to the balls and shoves his finger up his asshole*
Mike: Man, you're gay as hell.
Zach: You're such a Dirty Mike, asshole.
Mike: Skidilly Doo!

Alex: Hey Anthony, who's that douche in the hat over there?
Anthony: I don't know, but he keeps on throwing shit at my balls with extreme precision.
Alex: Yeah, and he has already shotgunned 8 beers.
Anthony: Eh, he's probably just some Dirty Mike.

Stephen: Hey Danny, did you see that dude just finger that guys asshole while he was lifting?
Danny: Yeah, and then i heard him call that guy gay!
Stephen: What? That guy's a Dirty Mike.
by ZacherSmacker March 13, 2019
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dirty chomstex

when you havent shaved your armpits in FOREVER.
maria: dude, andrew was telling me how i have a dirty chomstex.
laura: i'll show you my pits if you show me yours.
*shock faces*
by laurakkkkkkkkkkkk February 28, 2008
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dirty morales

when one orders food, without asking the other workers.
Man joe pulled a dirty morales today.
by sgt. boob tube May 07, 2010
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Dirty McCracken

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts whiskey, cola, and olive juice. Popular throughout Minnesota and certain parts of California.
Courtney becomes a lot more friendly with a couple Dirty McCrackens in her.
by grayduck37 October 29, 2006
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dirty mango

a promiscuous woman who has a certain amount of filthyness to her.
that bitch was such a dirty mango, she didnt change her panties for 3 days! I know- they said monday!
by traddle3000 July 23, 2008
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Dirty Nuha

A girl who will pour whipped cream and sprinkles on her partner's toenails whenever she is in the mood and then will suck them until they reach her throat but her gag reflection won't work because she is used to it and is always horny.
Joe: Bro she a dirty Nuha.
joe 2: I'd love to have my toes sucked by her.

Joe: My gf is a dirty Nuha.
joe 2: You are so damn lucky.
by liltoesucker7 June 13, 2020
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Dirty Pacheco

A nastty nasty personn who loves to makee inappropriate sex comments at unwanted times

(Dirty Minded) xD
by Fragina April 06, 2011
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