purple dog

Someone who often acts as an idiot.

Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi May 24, 2018

Cheating Dog

Something very low to call your cheating spouse.

"How can I forgive him?! He's nothing but a cheating dog!

by BerrysBeesKnees October 16, 2023

Dog

Falling of a building

Dog

by anonymous June 21, 2022

Hot dogging

To lather your dick in ketchup, mustard and fried onions before inserting inside the vagina thus creating the snatch into a bun. This can be seen as a pleasurable act or a punish sourced one for example if she didn't wash the dishes correctly.

Oh baby I will hot dog you so hard

She could do with a right old hot dogging

She looks like a right hot dogger, she's up for it.

by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019

dogs

toes

i love ur dogs

by ieatdogs1234567890 October 13, 2022

Dog Hof

The want of drinking bleach after watching a very cringey video and/or a cringey thing.

Person 1: "Hey did you watch that minecraft let's play?"
Person 2: "yes, I wanted to do a Dog Hof."

by Dog Hof June 27, 2016

wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013