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Google Babies

Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...
"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023
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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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Baby

What singers call listeners in pop songs. They also sing about romantic topics like love and kissing. Also hearts.
Baby, baby, baby, oh
by ShhShhShh July 31, 2023
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Splitting The Baby

Hym "It's LIKE splitting the baby but if instead of giving the baby to the woman who is upset about the baby getting cut in half... You INSTEAD... Just actually split the baby in half. That's a more apt analogy."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.
I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.
by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022
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cement baby

Anything that needs care 24/7 but you cannot take it anywhere. It stays where it is all the time and you orbit around it.
Our company’s website is a cement baby with comments and complaints coming in globally every day, all day.
by WriterGrrlNYC May 20, 2022
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beat that baby

Beat that baby is a term used to basically say have sex. Mostly said by boys meaning “beat that pussy up”
Friend 1: What you doing tonight?
Friend2: Ima beat that baby.
by anonymous13926 December 22, 2019
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