cock block jerkette

A woman that rejects you before she knows anything about you.

That cock block jerkette just turned me down and she didn't know anything about me.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 14, 2009

hock-cock-sandwich

a hock-cock-sandwich is when your traveling out of town and stop at a little shithole deli to get a sandwich and some drink

and the rednecks see your faggity mazda parked outside and assume your a bitch ass yankee and then hock a loogy in your sandwich then pass it down the line and peform numerous jizzing and spitting actions onto it they may even suck eachother off and then spit the cum onto it

hey dude did you get us some food in there?

yeah nick but i dont think those rednecks liked me

damn i hope they didnt give us hock-cock-sandwiches

fuck.. they did.. godamn it...

it was probally the mazda were driving

by danieltoshington February 2, 2010

Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.

It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.

by Ian Chode April 20, 2003

Cock-loving-cum-dumpster

Is a woman who loves to have sex, also allowing men to ejaculate inside of her after intercourse.

Bro, you know any cock-loving-cum-dumpsters?
Yeah of course, Lindsay Lohann is one.

by Badass Texan April 1, 2011

nice cock awesome balls

nice cock awesome balls

Person 1: "What's up dude"
Persone 2: "Nice cock awesome balls"

by Alber to January 17, 2020

cock master donkey fucker

You are the master of cock and fuck donkeys

You are a cock master donkey fucker

by Levi holcomb December 10, 2013

cock juggling thunder cunt

defined literally as it is said, a cock juggling thunder cunt is a huge whore. it is used mainly to disrespect some one.

you stupid cock juggling thunder cunt get back to work!

synonym; cum guzzling road whore

by mr verrelli June 20, 2006