one gentleman in a pantalona

masturbation

I walked into Wills room and lets just say it was a one gentleman in a pantalona situation he did not want me to see.

by good_t-boning October 21, 2020

I cup one mug

Where you get a cup and shit in the mug and mix flour and the ingridients to make a instant brownie in a mug

Did Juan make that i cup one mug?

by 000111stinkyfarts January 21, 2022

the yellow one who isn't in mesmerizer

Nickname for fanloid Akita Neru. Literally just high pitched miku.

Twitter User: Miku song of the day: triple baka by LamazeP
Including miku! Teto! And the yellow one who isn't in mesmerizer!!

Twitter User 2: HER NAME IS AKITA NERU GOD DAMN IT

by fishgaming June 18, 2024

One Coat

A type of paint made by Dulux, also the art of ejaculating onto your partners face and covering the entire surface with one coat.

Haha I One Coated that bitch last week. Sandblasted first too

You there, do you per chance of the One Coat?

by Alex Brighton June 23, 2019

one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.

Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."

by shober August 2, 2020

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.

1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.

by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017