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Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!
by StuPedasso September 17, 2012
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MAN "Can I go shooting this weekend?"
WOMAN "OH my god.. why can you never spend time with me/I need you to look after the kid..he is ours/but thought that we would go shopping"
MAN (to himself) "I am sooo pussy whipped"
WOMAN "OH my god.. why can you never spend time with me/I need you to look after the kid..he is ours/but thought that we would go shopping"
MAN (to himself) "I am sooo pussy whipped"
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Get the Pussy Squash mug.The male equivalent to a dick fit. When a male makes a rude or crass, unwanted or inappropriate sexual advance on a female he doesn't know and she refuses, his resulting insecure name-calling is a "pussy fit".
Male: Hey, mama. Wanna ride on my motorcycle. I'll give you the ride of your life.
Female: In your dreams.
Male: Oh, well, when I dream I'll dream of someone thinner! You bitch! Slut!
Female:......did he just call me a slut for refusing a sexual advance?
Female 2: Yep. He's being an insecure little bitch, just can't believe that anyone would refuse him, I guess. He's having a pussy fit.
Female: In your dreams.
Male: Oh, well, when I dream I'll dream of someone thinner! You bitch! Slut!
Female:......did he just call me a slut for refusing a sexual advance?
Female 2: Yep. He's being an insecure little bitch, just can't believe that anyone would refuse him, I guess. He's having a pussy fit.
by sailtheplains September 21, 2013
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"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."
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