umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.

"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"

by splatharri February 13, 2018

Pulling a Danny Ketterer

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.

How about that guy at the gym that is always pulling a Danny Ketterer year after year.

by Jim Skipper February 14, 2018

Pulling A Rene

An act that occurs when an individual jumps into the middle of a very simple conversation extremely confused and having no idea what is occurring

Dude Mathew just came out of nowhere while we were talking and was totally pulling a rene

by Crowley_95 February 15, 2018

pull a 2016

To surprise someone with a piece of terrible news.

Last night my brother pulled a 2016 on me. He said his son died in a car crash.

We're still together, aren't we? Please don't pull a 2016 on me!

by DMTe December 25, 2016

pull toy

The daughter pulls him around by his dick like a pulltoy

Here she comes dragging him around like a pull toy

by The first mongo December 29, 2016

Pulling a Guava

To metaphorically fall on one's face; to royally screw up.

Jesus Christ, Ellen! You just pulled a serious guava when you tried to livestream last night! You're queen of pulling a guava!

by Skiivin December 29, 2016

Pulling A Dillon

When you have a good amount of something won from betting, but you lose it all because of a stupid mistake.

Jake: You just rolled a 3000, you should just keep it
Dillon: I want to win more though

Jake: Fine just go ahead, you're pulling a Dillon

by PRETZELLORD January 2, 2017