One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

courtney layfield one hunna

when you and your bros about to lay some serious dick... all on the same hoe.

bros, I know i'm ready. I hope you are. it's about time we pull the full-fledged Courtney layfield one hunna on this thot.

by Dag Tha Swag November 21, 2016

One-eyed-russell

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

by Einey June 10, 2011

Sleep on one cushion

Sleep on one side of your body. Has nothing to do with cushions.

I can't sleep on one cushion.

by Wewmagma May 30, 2021

Look at the tomatoes on that one

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.

Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.

Cackles the Sicilian-American friend.

by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023

Quiet one

Smoke as much weed as the body can handle

What’s the plan for this arvo brother? Tidy up the house and have a quiet one

by Sirrrrrrre December 6, 2022

One word ass responses

Whenever your lover is mad at u or abt something and she/he text you one word ass responses such ass,” ok . That shi pisses a Nigga off to another level.

Me: wyd tmr
He/ she: ok
One word ass responses

by ilovemymfgirlfriend November 19, 2022