Better Insert The Cock Here

B.I.T.C.H - A phrase you say to or about a woman who's stuck up, full of herself, or just plain pissy and bitchy. Pick an orifice, any orifice and insert cock. She apparently needs it. It also refers to a woman who's so dumb as to serve no other purpose except as a receptacle for a man.

Cynthia: "You're such an asshole, Dan! Why do I even talk to you!? I could do so much better even on my worst day. Get lost, loser!"
Dan: "Better insert the cock here."

Caitlin Upton: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps... everywhere like such as..."
Me: "Beter Insert The Cock Here..."

by pleasureboy1 December 17, 2008

Phone Call Cock Block

When you are about to have sex and you get a phone call that ruins the moment for the other person.

Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!

Guy 2: What man?

Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!

Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Two-headed cock muncher

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008

slappin' your cock around

to waste time, to dawdle, to chat on AIM all day instead of doing homework

langan: do you have any hw today?
amyk: yeah
langan: then why are you slappin your cock around online all day instead of doing it
amy k: oreo

by langan May 3, 2003

bacon wrapped frog cock

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."

by Autoniic August 7, 2022

punch line cock block

When a person not involved in telling joke interrupts the person who is telling joke, thereby flummoxing the person and causing the mistiming of the punch line.

Kevin was just about to utter “Ta-da,” the punch line, when Rob interjected with a question, only to punch line cock block Kevin.

by aretegroup July 30, 2019

Like 5 cocks in a glove

Like the expression 2 peas in a pod, but often used for things there are greater than two of.

The Smith quintuplets are like 5 cocks in a glove, all alike and inseperable.

by Rellearium October 24, 2022