Golf Course hot dog

The golf course hot dog is when you dip you junk in mustard and slap a golf ball off a chicks butthole. You have to be outside for it to be a golf course hot dog. If it's inside then it's a mini golf pretzel stick

I gave that chick a golf course hot dog. Then I hit it for par.

by Bernackididmus January 7, 2022

Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

its hot as nipples in the desert

Very hot, to hot to handle

Person 1: damn its 100 degrees

Person 2: I know its hot as nipples in the desert

by thatgirlroxmysox September 25, 2012

SUPER FUCKING HELLA HOT

Edgar Gallegos

He's SUPER FUCKING HELLA HOT er than me

by not not not hot September 24, 2011

Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose)

When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears

'what did you say? I just got a hot brain injection. I can't hear shit!' said Lisa

by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005

Our Kid would be so hot

Another way of saying "let's fuck".

Anna: "Hey boy"
James: "What's up boo?"
Anna: "Nothin much. Just a bit horny"
James: "Oh yeah? Well I bet our kid would be so hot"
Anna: "Fuck me JAMES!"

by sfagtrhyetuetuetu July 13, 2010

red hot chili peppers

Like Faith No More, a great genre-less band with an extraordinary amount of talent as seen in Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Mother's Milk, and Californication. Sadly, any hint of talent was mysteriously missing in their last album "Stadium Arcadium".

Guy: "Dude, did you hear the last red hot chili peppers album, Stadium Arcadium?"

Pepper fan: "I don't wanna talk about it.."

Guy: "Dude, that's like their best album yet!"

Pepper fan: *reaches over and slaps the guy in the face...twice*

by Pepper fan December 23, 2006