one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

One Scrap

A small joint that is rolled with only one paper

Let's go smoke a one scrap and then go grab some food.

by HookaLaya March 25, 2010

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

The black ones

Black air force 1's worn by the most disrespectful people to touch soil

Yo i just got my shit rocked
What shoes did he have on
The black ones
Oh... shit breh

by El balito August 6, 2022

Code in One

Write Perfect code that you don't test and just push to prod and it works and them some sorry intern is left to debug it when you are gone.

Test what? we do Code in One's here.

by insanelysenile March 7, 2019

One nut

A person (preferably a male) who only has one testicle due to circumstances like cancer, etc.

I heard Sam had cancer and became a one nut.

by Chong69 September 6, 2020