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Schrodinger's Penis

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."

"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
by 0theFool July 27, 2021
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Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)
The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"
by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 8, 2021
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Buttle a Penis

to rapidly minecraft punch another person's penis in order for pleasure
i really want to buttle a penis tonight, but Jacob only wants to buttle mine
by penizzzbuttler September 17, 2021
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Buttle a Penis

to repeatedly minecraft punch another person's penis to pleasure them
dude, i totally want to buttle a penis tonight, jacob is looking mad sexy
by penizzzbuttler September 18, 2021
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Young man from Paris

A person with a dark skin tone or a black person, in reference to the hit song by Kanye West "Ni**as In Paris".
"Was he black or white?"
"He was a young man from Paris."
by torpedoslo September 20, 2021
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Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.
My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.
by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021
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Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.
I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.
by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021
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