After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands
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Jane: Im breaking up with you.
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Jane: Im breaking up with you.
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