crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

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Get the crack onemug.

long one.

it's the long 4 square line from tetris.

Long One.

"oh look, it's the... Long one."

by ArcsinTan April 29, 2022

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Get the long one.mug.

one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

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Get the one-sided forbiddingmug.

Opera One

A browser made by the company "Opera" (who also made Opera GX), which is based around having the user more features tailored to productivity including things such as tab islands and having more integrated AI features baked into the browser along with having a built in Ad-blocker.

Person 1: "What browser do you use to keep yourself organised during work?"
Person 2: "Oh, I use the Opera One browser."

by Synthia032 July 3, 2023

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