get your head back on

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.

Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!

by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020

HEAD LOOP

A Situation that repeated itself with the same outcome

Jenny keeps going out with the same guy just to get dumped ...again! …WHAT A HEAD LOOP

by JUMPLOOPER July 14, 2020

With a gun to your head

The state of being able to quickly remember something.

“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen

“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt

“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

pelican head

word for a creature with the body of a man and the head of a pelican. the pelican head is larger than a regular pelicans head to accommodate for excessive brain power. pelican heads are a apex predator and known to be super smart and also strong. approach carefully

guy 1: woah. what the fuck was that?
guy 2: that was a Pelican Head. 1/8 pelican, 7/8 man.

by Nacilep Daeh July 15, 2020

Big head

Look in the mirror dumbass

You’re a big head

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

turtle-head

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.

"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"

by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020

Straight head

When a man asks another man for head. But they’re wearing Socks

“He just asked me for straight head!!!!”

*panic*

by Hellokittyemobitch July 19, 2020