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no mirror no friends

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.
Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small
by Raphael5 May 23, 2016
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snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.
by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017
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Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks.

The definition of the type of food you consume without minutes notices because it sounded good, only to quickly realize that you're going to have a rough time on the toilet when you wake up from your food-induced coma.
"Jeez, I could really go for one of those Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks."

"Dammit Bob, you know what happened to Jeremy!"

*mouth stuffed with cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks* "Wha?"
by Snoddas October 1, 2017
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hello again my friends

Something you say for an entry of a daily blog, or just something to use around friends. Be warned: DO NOT ABUSE IT!
by CxUxL8RxM8ULER May 19, 2018
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Are we best friends

A question with the simple mean of determining a relation. (A very awkward question leaving the other person with no way to respond other than using urban dictionary to ease the tention slowly building between the two parties.)
Ex:

Person A: Are we best friends?

Person B: *leaves on read*
by Nawmaans August 8, 2018
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cunts of friends

girls that u thought were ur friends but they wont even go wit u to the next disco
by neveryoumindbitch October 5, 2018
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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
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