A raging twat waffle named Brenda who calls everyone gay all the time and rips ass like a fucking mammoth.
by Texan bastard June 29, 2019
A sex act involving the capturing of cicadas or other docile humming native insects, that are collected and then put into a condom or similar prophylactic and inserted into the anus for pleasure.
The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.
The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.
by becheMal444 June 09, 2024
Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?
by Good-Boy June 17, 2022
by Anna 2022 July 14, 2022
by Kojack Jo June 08, 2019
A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 07, 2019
The bottom of the butt cheek that hangs over the back of the upper leg also creates a strange triangular white spot when tanning in the summer.
by Extremejutsu February 10, 2016