Don't Shit Where I Eat

This term is used to explain the reasons NOT to date a co-worker.

The translation is essentially saying that you are not willing to mess up (shit) where you are making a living for your bread and butter (eats).

Even though I would love to go out with you, Simone, I don't shit where I eat.

by Haleys Comments June 11, 2006

Do I look fat in this dress?

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.

"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"Absolutely not, you sexy beast, you."

by Miss Stevie December 29, 2003

And then i fucked her up the ass

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

by goodlord! November 24, 2015

I Want to Know What Love Is

Famous power ballad by Foreigner. If you only ever listen to one power ballad in your lifetime, listen to "Wind Of Change" by The Scorpions. But if you listen to two, check this one out.

I gotta take a little time,
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines,
In case I need it when I'm older
Now this mountain I must climb,
Feels like the world upon my shoulders
Through the clouds I see love shine,
It keeps me warm as life grows colder
In my life
There's been heartache and pain
I don't know
If I can face it again
Can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
To change this lonely life
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is,
I know you can show me
I'm gonna take a little time,
A little time to look around me
I've got nowhere left to hide,
It looks like love
Has finally found me
In my life
There's been heartache and pain
I don't know
If I can face it again
Can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
To change this lonely life
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is,
I know you can show me
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
(And I wanna feel)
I want to feel what love is
(And I know)
I know you can show me

by Nigel Tufnel January 29, 2005

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE

I really hate you
Stop getting in my way
I've lost my patience
When are you gonna decay
I want to throw you out
Just like my broken TV
If you'll come back once more
It shall be painful you'll see
I hope you die in a fire
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart
Hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you'll be taken apart
Hope this is what you desire
It's almost over
Why can't you just let it fly
Don't be afraid
It's not the first time you'll die
Your mechanical parts click
Sounds like when I broke your bones
Once I get my second chance,
I won't leave you alone
Oh yeah
I hope you die in a fire
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart
Hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you'll be taken apart
I hope you die in a fire
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart
Hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you'll be taken apart
Hope this is what you desire
I hope you die in a fire

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE

by someone else thats not u March 9, 2021

I gotta have more cowbell

A facebook user group whose purpose is the encouragement of facebook content and humor revolving around the satirical cowbell metaphor made popular in a Saturday Night Live skit. The SNL classic mocks Blue Oyster Cult members (played by Will Farrell, Chris Kattan, Horatio Sands and Jimmy Fallon) in the recording studio where they are laying down "Don't Fear The Reaper" with record producer, Bruce Dickenson (played by guest host, Christopher Walken) who advises the fellas that they are going to want that cowbell in their sound and the track could use a little more cowbell to an already "cowbell prevalent" song.

A (subliminal) tool used to politely suggest to your long lost pal to add some content to their facebook profile.

The classic request for more facebook content.

A facebook classic.

Glad to see you on facebook, here is a link to my favorite user group.

This group was made for you.

About your profile, I gotta have more cowbell!

by mortgagecommitments March 29, 2010

how i met your mother

awesome

Person 1: "have you seen the legendary tv show how i met your mother"

Person 2: "yer its pretty awesome, lets suit up and go to the bar."

by sexybeastmimsmimsmimsmims August 11, 2009